Carrying Books and Unrealistic Expectations. Medium Shoulder Bag (Handmade Author Merch)
£18.00 £16.20
Description
This is the bag for readers who are always carrying one more book than they planned and a mental list of unrealistic expectations to match. Designed by me (the author) as part of my new merch line, this medium shoulder bag features an original bookish illustration on the detachable front panel.
The design shows a woman with a messy bun sitting barefoot on a bed or couch, completely absorbed in a book while holding a mug. A phone rests nearby, soft flowers float around her, and the whole scene sits on a gentle pink-peach watercolor background. Arched above in dark lettering is “Carrying Books,” and below it reads “And Unrealistic Expectations.” It’s soft, a little self-aware, and very on-brand for anyone whose TBR pile has its own zip code.
What’s included
- One medium shoulder bag
- Detachable printable front panel with the full design
- Adjustable shoulder strap
- Multiple zipped pockets for extra storage
Details that matter The bag is made from durable high-quality polyester/canvas. Approximate dimensions are 250 × 280 mm, making it a practical everyday size, big enough for a book (or two), a phone, wallet, and the small necessities of a reading day, without feeling bulky. The detachable front panel makes the design easy to admire and keeps the look clean. It has a simple, functional shape with a shoulder strap so you can wear it cross-body or over one shoulder while you head to the café, the library, or just the next room to read.
Every bag is handmade with the design applied by me, 100% AI-free. The soft watercolor style of the illustration pairs nicely with the practical black body of the bag, so it works as both a statement piece and something you can actually use every day.
Perfect for
- Readers who never leave the house without a book
- Bookish gift ideas
- Everyday carry for coffee runs, errands, or travel
- Fans who want merch that feels like it belongs next to their current read
- Anyone whose expectations for their free time are consistently unrealistic (in the best way)
Whether you’re packing it with your latest paperback and a notebook or just using it as your daily bag, it quietly announces that you’re someone who carries books, and a few unrealistic expectationsm, wherever you go. It arrives ready to use or gift.
Limited quantities as this is a handmade line. Grab yours before they sell out your next reading session (and the inevitable “just one more chapter”) just got a matching bag.









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